Given Daniel's almost legendary propensity for being whumped, I decided to write this through Jack's POV, as he worries about Daniel's safety, and wonders what trouble the archaeologist has gotten himself into this time. I must point out that I adore the Daniel Jackson character, flaws and all - so I assure you, this parody was written with a lot of love. I know I don't own the music or characters, but I do own the words (and I worked damn hard on them!) so if you want to copy them please say where you got them. And, as always, feedback is greatly appreciated:-)

So with apologies to Michael Jackson (and Alien Ant Farm:-)), here is...

"WATCH OUT DANNY" (to the tune of "Smooth Criminal")

(sound of gate kawooshing)

As we travel through the Stargate,
He's exploring, he just can't wait
Doesn't think about the dangers,
He only wants to meet some strangers
Always touching things he shouldn't
And I really wish he wouldn't
Now he's got himself in trouble,
Needs some back-up on the double.

Danny are you OK, so Danny are you OK, are you OK Danny?
Danny are you OK, so Danny are you OK, are you OK Danny?
Danny are you OK, so Danny are you OK, are you OK Danny?
Danny are you OK, so Danny are you OK, are you OK Danny?

Danny are you OK, will you tell us that you're OK
'Cos you pissed off that snakehead when you told him that his mate's dead, Danny.
With your kind and trusting nature, you don't seem to see the danger
But you opened up the Stargate, and we're so glad you're our team-mate
Danny are you OK, so Danny are you OK, are you OK Danny?
Danny are you OK, so Danny are you OK, are you OK Danny?
Danny are you OK, so Danny are you OK, are you OK Danny?
You'll keep fighting, we'll keep fighting, those damn aliens

So one time he went all dark side,
Got his brain fried, saw his wife die
But he's got determination
So he won't quit his exploration

Danny are you OK, so Danny are you OK, are you OK Danny?
Danny are you OK, so Danny are you OK, are you OK Danny?
Danny are you OK, so Danny are you OK, are you OK Danny?
Danny are you OK, so Danny are you OK, are you OK Danny?

Danny are you OK, will you tell us that you're OK
'Cos you pissed off that snakehead when you told him that his mate's dead, Danny.
With your kind and trusting nature, you don't seem to see the danger
But you opened up the Stargate, and we're so glad you're our team-mate
Danny are you OK, so Danny are you OK, are you OK Danny?
You'll keep fighting, we'll keep fighting, those damn aliens

INSTRUMENTAL (sound bite: Jack: Dammit Daniel)

Danny are you OK, (Sam: Daaanny)
Will you tell us that you're OK (Sam: Daaanny)
'Cos you pissed off that snakehead (Sam: Daaanny)
When you told him that his mate's dead, Danny. (Sam: Daaanny)
With your kind and trusting nature (Sam: Daaanny)
You don't seem to see the danger (Sam: Daaanny)
But you opened up the Stargate, (Sam: Daaanny)
And we're so glad you're our team-mate, Danny

Danny are you OK, will you tell us that you're OK
'Cos you pissed off that snakehead when you told him that his mate's dead, Danny.
With your kind and trusting nature, you don't seem to see the danger
But you opened up the Stargate, and we're so glad you're our team-mate, Danny

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