Teddy and Bobo were soldiers,
They faught in the Teddy Bear Wars.
They beat Action Man
With a pot and a pan,
Using Sellotape to bandage their paws.
Teddy and Bobo were sailers,
They crossed the Pearl Sea in a can.
They faught with a squid
Who told them a fib
And ate honey when they didn't eat jam.
Teddy and Bobo were Miners,
They explored the deep Crystalloid Caves.
They met with a Troll
Who was overly droll
And spanked him to mend him his ways.
Teddy and Bobo were flyers,
They flew over Farland and Pearl Sea.
They went to the Moon
In a pretty balloon
Still making it home for their tea.