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Dave RANK=617

Category : Comedy
Description :
Kevin Kline is Dave, a man who looks just like the US president. The real pres has a stroke and Dave is hired to appear in his place temporarily.
Nice.
 
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The Day After Tomorrow RANK=530

Category : SciFi
Description :
I hadn't seen any promo trailers for this, only billboard advertising showing a frozen landscape. I assumed this would be a post-war nuclear winter scenario, but the cause turned out to be less explosive than nukes.

Basically temperatures start dropping very rapidly in the Northern Hemisphere causing snow in India, et cetera. The movie is about seeking an explanation and coping with the consequences.

The main characters are a climatologist in Washington DC (Jack) and his son stranded in New York. Climatologist spent most of his life out in the field and neglected his son, feels guilty, wants to rescue him from the cold. The slot of Love Interest is amply filled by a girl who looks like a young version of Elizabeth Shannon and who plays a smart cookie travelling with the son to compete in a trivia contest.

Ian Holm puts in an appearance as another climatologist who believes Jack's theory when no one else will.

Contains the token american presidential bullshit speech in which the pres confesses to oil lust, Kyoto contraventions and new adventures in warming the globe. Seeks forgiveness and is humble in a way that no U.S. president ever was or ever will be.
Such a turnaround of policy and character is even less believable than the film's technical goof ups (eg- the astronaut offering to "help" send a picture of the weather to Houston ((by flapping his wings?)), the phone keeps working long after it has been submerged in sea water) and the meteorological mistakes (eg- there is no way for the premise of the plot to actually occur that quickly, air temperature dropping by 10 degrees per second) and the CGI physics defects (people and cars being swept away before the tidal wave actually hits them, the buildings suddenly get cloaked in ice as the frozen air hits them even though they weren't covered in water and it had already been snowing around the buildings prior to the freeze meaning any freezing would have already happened).

Overall a decent flick. The release date worked well for everybody; In the U.S. it is summer holidays and down here in the south it is suddenly getting colder. ;-)
 
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Daylight RANK=43

Category : Action
Description :
Sylvester Stallone saves a bunch of people caught in an underwater tunnel.
 
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Deep Blue Sea RANK=157

Category : Action
Description :
A movie about a Big Shark.
Gee, where have I heard that one before.
This time it's just some harmless scientists, business types and a chef that stand to be eaten - whom we care less about than the nameless faceless members of the public in Jaws. Mmm, not a good start.
Hell, they even kill the shark in THE SAME WAY that Jaws got killed - I mean how lame is that??
The black cool rappin' chef gets most of the good lines.
Just about the only saving grace of the movie is that the chief scientist is a pert young lady that strips off her wetsuit and looks mighty fine huddled against a wall in wet undies.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

Well it's true, at least. This really is rainy Sunday afternoon video material.
 
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Deep Impact RANK=739

Category : SciFi
Description :
Of the two big Comets'o'Death movies of 1998, I think I have to give the tip-o-the-hat to this one.
It's by Spielberg. Yup.
Also it dares to be a bit more tear-jerky than Armageddon, so the movie makers deserve a bravery award just for that.
I have come to expect physical impossibilities and scientific innacuracies in modern sci-fi flicks, so it's good to know that Deep Impact gets it mostly right by leaving out most of the details. Rather than focussing on the impact itself like Armageddon does, it tries to show the human component of the disaster.
What the hell am I saying?!?? Bring on the comets! Check out that tidal wave baby! Drown New York! Hooyeah!
 
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Desperate Measures RANK=539

Category : Thriller
Description :
Andy Garcia plays a cop whose young son is dying of bone cancer. The only compatible bone marrow donor is a convicted violent murderer played by Michael Keaton.
Of course, to have the operation he must be taken to a hospital . . . yeah, a breakout is on the cards.
It keeps up the pace nicely.
 
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Die Another Day RANK=609

Category : Action
Description :
This has gotta be the loopiest Bond movie ever. That's not necessarily a bad thing. The Cold War environment in which 007 was incubated has long since crumbled, and if Bond is to be set in the present day he will have to evolve. One could argue this began with Pierce Brosnan as the new 90s style Bond, but Die Another Day is the strongest departure yet from the James Bond movies of yesteryear.
Let's be clear; Die Another Day still has all the standard action flick elements, and some faithful 007 ingredients such as gadgets, girls, and even John Cleese as the new Q.
Yet Die stands apart from its predecessors because of two new attributes.

Firstly the intro sequence shows 007 in a light that, strangely enough, he has never been seen in before: the subject of torture and brutal enemy captivity. Somehow, the 007 we used to know never let things sink that low.

Secondly, as far as I can remember, Halle Berry is the first actress to play an independent female role in counterpoint to James Bond. She is not just "a Bond girl", rather her role is on a more equal and independant footing. The character of Jinx has multiple roles, changing from an initial appearance as a potential Bond girl, moving into independant agent, becoming an ally later, but ultimately culminating in lover. This leads to a loss of focus and clarity about what she is all about, but then I shouldn't look too deeply into that since this is an action flick after all.

There are still cliched things that happen that kind of annoy me... like, why would the computers in the american command centre blow up just because a base out in central Korea got hit? Stoopid stuff like that. Of course this movie should not be taken seriously, and its makers know this. The opening shot of MI6 agents infiltrating a guarded coastline by *surfing* disclaims any believability.

Loved the invisible car, and the bad guy's publicist.
Hated the special effects shots that were obviously miniatures. Iceland was an interesting choice of location, although the millionaire's ice hotel could have looked a bit less like the Sydney Opera House crossed with McDonalds.

The two main changes I've identified are good, and I hope that the future brings more 007 flicks by a wider variety of kooky directors with a greater variety of interpretations of the basic Bond brief.
 
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The Dish RANK=430

Category : Comedy
Description :
Cosy little Australian film about the role of the Parkes radio antenna in the Apollo moon landings.
 
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Dogma RANK=896

Category : Comedy
Description :
Damn this movie is FUNNY!
I was laughing so hard that my sides were splitting and I didn't have enough breath left for the next gag when it happened. :-D
The movie has a go at everyone, but mostly it ridicules the catholic church. Making the sheep question their religion - can there be a better basis for a movie? :-)
Anyway, the plot is that two angels banished from heaven discover a loophole in catholic dogma that will allow them to get back into heaven. Only hassle is that the process will actually unmake all of creation, and they don't know that.
There is a Chosen One of course. It's her Destiny to stop them.
Jay and Silent Bob make an appearance, and they are truly the highlight of the movie. Silent Bob is played by Kevin Smith, sho is the comic genius beind the script and direction of the movie.
So many great lines, so many top moments, I can't possibly do them justice by paraphrasing.
See this - unless you're Catholic and are sensitive about it. Even so there is a disclaimer about that too!
 
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Double Jeopardy (1999) RANK=130

Category : Not Sure
Description :
The yanks have a crazy legal system, and one of the stranger consequences is that if your are wrongfully convicted and punished for a crime then you can't be convicted and punished if you later carry out that same crime.
Sounds like the premise for a movie, huh?
By many accounts, Ashely Judd is a looker, but not by my account.
There's a bit of suspense, but not much.
 
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