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Thirteen Days RANK=635

Category : Not Sure
Description :
No documentary or current affairs report I have ever seen has ever depicted the Cuban Missile Crisis with as much tension, insight, and gut-wrenching dread as the movie Thirteen Days.
The movie opens exactly how it should - with real footage of atmospheric atomic testing that makes you realise with real fear just exactly what millions of people throughtout the world would have experienced in their last dying moments if president Kennedey had made the wrong choice in October of 1962. The movie follows the meetings, intelligence gathering, decisions and private thoughts of the key figures in U.S. during the crisis. It shows that, with perseverance, clear-thinking people can overcome the pressure of knee-jerk reactives and warmongers, and that nuclear weapons are so terrible that both the heads of the USSR and US chose to never use them.
Kevin Costner plays his role of political adviser with care, but, being an advisor, there is little that he can do. Costner is far eclipsed by the impeccible acting of the JFK character, who gets all the key moments exactly right. That's the overall feeling I get - that this film has been made exactly, with every detail just as it should be.
With such explosive and powerful true material to work with, it would be a discredit to creative stories if I rated this movie too highly.
The tension is built so well that when it was all over it really was a genuine relief. Which is strange because we all know that there was no World War 3 in 1962 - but then this just shows that Thirteen Days is a very effective film.
 
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Thirteen Ghosts RANK=604

Category : Thriller
Description :
Hey! Here's a scary movie is actually a bit scary!
Some bloke in financial difficulty inheirits a huge fortune and a bizarre house from his strange uncle. Turns out his uncle spent his time collecting ghosts and imprisoning them in the house. So the bloke moves his family and housekeeper into the Haunted House.. uh.. I mean... his new mansion... and funnily enough the ghosts are automatically set free one by one! Who would have guessed it!
The house is more like an automated maze, similar in concept to the Cube in the movie of the same name. However the twist here is that all the internal walls are made of glass and via spells they prevent both people and ghosts from passing through them. Interesting.
The ghosts really are quite spooky, except maybe for the first one - she's a babe. A dead, slightly mutilated babe, but a babe nonethless.
I think the housekeeper is annoying. She could have been left out entirely.
 
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Three Kings RANK=187

Category : Action
Description :
It's a vehicle for Clooney.
Ice-T or LL Cool J or someone like that is in there too.

OK, bunch of US marines go AWOL to grab some Kuwaiti treasure pilfered by Iraq in closing stages of the Gulf War.
Some action and high jinks along the way.
The cow scene is hilarious.
Passable.
 
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The Time Machine (2002) RANK=743

Category : SciFi
Description :
Allegedly based on H.G.Wells' classic sci-fi novel of the same name, although considering the plotline you'd hardly know it. This particular Time Machine attempts to change history by rewriting the original. The middle part of the plot is vaguely similar, but the beginning and end have been changed totally, and I'm not convinced that these changes were an improvement.

It is always foolhardy to compare a book with its screen conversion. Call me a fool. There were some segments I remember from reading the book that I was hoping to see reproduced on screen. I was rewarded with the scene in which the time traveller first journeys into the future, with the vines growing rapidly over the conservatory and "night and day passing like the flapping of a great black wing" (if my memory of the book serves me correctly). Using CGI, the filmmakers have of course taken the time travel sequence much further and rendered it vividly, even beautifully. Especially memorable is the landscape eroding and changing as hundreds of thousands of years pass by.

The time machine itself is awesome. Because it had been constructed in the late 19th century, it has a charming old-world feel of cedar wood, crystal and polished brass. Not merely a gadget, but a machine of elegance.
Oh, and Guy Pearce isn't too bad either. :-) A fairly solid performance from him. The actress who plays Moira plays her acceptably, but I'm sure the Eloi in general were meant to be a bit more docile than that.

Three gripes about things that should not have been in the movie: The mentioning of Einstein's name. The Star Trek reference. The entire 2037 era with the lunar colony.

Basically it's about an absent-minded professor who builds a time machine so that he can try to prevent a terrible accident. His attempts at altering the past fail and he journeys far into the future to try to find out why he cannot change the past. The moral of the story: you can't change the past because... well... YOU JUST CAN'T! So stop trying to change the past and just get on with your life.
 
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Titanic RANK=474

Category : Romance
Description :
James Cameron's masterpiece.
What can I say? Most expensive movie ever made. JC and the film won a few Academy Awards for it
It was a love story/tragedy that I actually LIKED.
Some people complained it was too long, but I didn't even notice that it was 3 hours long - the time just flew by.
This wasn't supposed to be a 3 hr animation of the ship
sinking - it was supposed to be a love story (involving that babe Kate Winslet). The ship looked REAL. The crankshafts and pistons in the engine room looked AWESOME. The music wasn't exactly to my liking, but hey! It's James Cameron right?? And James Cameron can do no wrong.
 
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Tombstone RANK=322

Category : Western
Description :
A rather good Western movie with some big-name actors. I have heard that there are only 7 possible plots in a Western, and if I knew what they were I could tell you which one this was!
The cinematography is excellent.
 
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Tomcats RANK=439

Category : Comedy
Description :
Normally I don't go and see movies like this. Or at least, I don;t go and see movies that are like what I thought this was going to be like. It looked like a big perv, just a lot of teenies flashing their assets between corny jokes.
But y'know, this movie turned out to be that AND a whole lot more! :-)
I thought it was hilarious.
Not much point in explaining the plot, but here goes. Five bachelors make a wager where the last of them to remain unmarried gets a huge invested amount of money. That's about as deep&meaningful as it gets. The rest is anatomical jokes, slapstick, gross-out humour etc. Normally I don't like that kind of stuff, but for some reason I had a jolly good laugh at this one. Heh!
 
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Tomorrow Never Dies RANK=600

Category : Action
Description :
Pierce is back as the 90s 007 in this not-too-bad Bond movie. Good stunts, as always.
This time a media baron is MAKING tragic news happen so his own papers and TV stations can get the first and exclusive info on them! (Nice move, if you ask me.)
But goes too far when he lures a British navy cruiser into Chinese waters, blows it up, and kills the sailors.
Bond is on the case.
 
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Training Day RANK=548

Category : Not Sure
Description :
Excellent flick about a pure rookie and a corrupt cop who treads on both sides of the law in the narcotics division.
It's a fairly solid pace all the way through.
Denzel Washington's performance is stock-standard.
A lot of people thought the ending was contrived and a bit of a let-down. I agree it's contrived but I can't say it disappointed me.
 
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The Transporter RANK=757

Category : Action
Description :
The Transporter stands out amongst the crowd of action movies I have seen over the years. It reminds me of The Big Hit and of course The Professional. Transporter's similarity to "Leon", in terms of plot and characters, should not be surprising given that we catch Luc Besson's big fat hand dipping into this film's screenplay.
Luc Besson has made the same movie three times under different names: Leon, The Fifth Element, The Transporter. They are all basically retelling the same story! A tough man gets a soft spot for a pretty young female thrown into his life by chance and then becomes the accidental hero.
Luc, mate, get a new script! It's 17 years overdue.

At this point I'm probably supposed to talk about the movie being typically European or something, and I guess it is.
Certainly the settings and the accents are authentic. What I like about the cinematography is the simplicity. The purity. Nearly every shot shows exactly what is must show, no more. Music is kindof funky. But enough of this artsy talk, where's the ACTION?

The title character has made a career out of transporting anything, from anywhere, to anywhere, any time, no questions asked. All his clients are crooks. The Transporter likes his rules, and the third rule is: NEVER LOOK IN THE PACKAGE. Of course if he always followed that rule it would be a very short movie. ;)
Where the hell has Jason Statham been all these years? The guy's a veritable one-man martial arts army, but I've never heard of him until now. A quick search on IMDB will probably reveal all.

Classic movie moment? The fight scene in the bus depot once he's emptied all the axle grease over the floor. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. :-)
You gotta see this movie.
 
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