The sleazy king of Medifraud,

Whose whole life is corrupt,

Is claiming to be penniless,

And soon to be bankrupt.

The government has cut him down,

Reduced the man to tears,

But trying to get back the cash,

He's ripped off them for years,

And when it comes to assets,

He doesn't own a thing,

He'll have to sell his number plates,

And hock his wedding ring.

But he has one other asset,

That might get him out of strife,

I'll give him all the cash he wants,

If I can have his wife.