Aaron (ss) -> Air Gun Adam -> Fig leaf Al -> Owl Alan (Allan) -> Lion Alex -> Alchemist, Elixer Alexander -> Leg sander Andre -> Seal Andrew -> Android Angus -> Bull (Angus breed) Anthony -> Ant on a Knee Arnold -> Arm hold Arthur (Art) -> Art Work, Author Barry -> Bury, Berry (strawberry) Ben -> Bun Benjamin (Ben) -> Bent Pyjama Bernard -> St Bernard Dog Bert -> Bird, Burnt steak Bill / Billy -> Duck's Bill, Billy Goat Bob (see Robert) -> Bobsled Brad -> Bread roll Brett -> Brittle (peanut brittle) Brian -> Brain, Brine (sea water) Bruce -> Bruise Calvin -> Calvin Klein jeans Cameron -> Camera Charles (Chuck) -> Chairs, Chalk (for chuck) Christian -> Cross of tin Chris -> Potato Crisp Christopher (Chris) -> Chrismas Tree, Kiss Clifford (Cliff) -> Cliff Clive -> Clove Colin -> Coal falling in Craig -> Crack Curtis -> Curfew, Curtain Daniel -> Dancer, Dam Darren -> Dart (hitting a wren), dagger Darryl -> Rolling dart, Barrel Dave -> Dive, Diver David -> Star of David Dennis (Denis) -> Dentist Derek -> Derrick (large crane) Dick -> Deck (or male genitals!) Donald -> Godfather (Don Corleono) Donald -> Donald Duck, Donut Douglas (Doug) -> Shovel, Dugout canoe Dudley -> Dead Leaves Duncan -> Dunking biscuits in tea, Dunkin Donuts Dwight -> Dead Weight Ed -> Horse (Mr Ed), Bed Edgar -> Head gear Elliott -> Eel Yacht Emanual -> Manual car - E type Jaguar Eric -> Ear-ache Ethan -> Eat Ham Eugene -> Ewe (sheep) wearing jeans Frank -> Frankfurt / Hotdog Frederick (Fred, Freddy) -> Fried (egg?) Gary (Garry) -> Garage, Gear stick Gavin -> Judge's gavel Geoff (Jeff) -> Chef's hat Geoffrey (Jeffrey) -> Chef in a tree George -> Powdered wig (George Washington) Gerald (Gerry, Jerry) -> Cherry Glen -> Meadow (Glen) Gordon -> Gourd (that weighs a ton) Graham (Graeme) -> Grey ham Gregory (Greg) -> Grog (tankard of ale) Hamish -> Ham Shoe Harold -> Hair that is old Harvey -> Hard Carving (in stone) Henry -> Hen with a ray gun Herb -> Herb Hilton -> Hotel lobby Howard -> Hoe forward (as in farming) Hugh -> Huge Heart Ian -> Iron (ironing) Isaac -> Eye sack Jack -> Car jack, jack-in-the-box, akc-o-lantern Jacob -> Jacob's ladder (stairway to heaven) James (Jim, Jamie) -> Jams Jason -> Jay bird in the sun Jeff (Geoff) -> Chef's hat Jeffrey -> Chef's hat in a tree Jim -> Jungle Gym, Jim Bean bourbon bottle Joe -> Sloppy Joe (windcheater/hoody) John -> Toilet (slang), Porta-potty, Johnny Walker whiskey Julian -> Jewel and Ant Keith -> Keys Ken (Kenneth) -> Can (metal garbage can) Kevin -> Cave-in Leo -> Lion Leslie -> Less Leaves (being swept up?) Lincoln -> Abraham Lincoln beard and hat Lindsay -> Lindseed oil (on a cricket bat) Luke -> Lukewarm Water Malcolm (Mal) -> Mail come, mail comb, mail Mark -> Marker pen Martin -> Martian (My favourite martian) Matthew -> Doormat Maurice -> More Rice Melvin -> Melt Van, Melon Van Michael (Mike, Mick, Mikey) -> Microphone Mick (see Michael) -> Mickey Mouse Milton -> Melt a Ton (of ice?) Monty -> Mountie (Canadian) Nathan -> Gnat in your hand Neil -> Nail, Kneel Nelson -> Neil in the sun Neville -> Nail file Nicholas (Nick) -> Santa Claus (St Nicholas), No Knickers Nigel -> Night Jelly Noel -> Christmas Noel, Carol singing Norman -> Norse man, Horseman Olaf -> Olive, Laughing otter Oscar -> Orange Car Otto -> Auto, A Toe Owen -> Win an Otter Patrick -> Pat of butter on a brick Paul -> Pole (Telegraph pole) Percy -> Purse with a big C Perry -> Pear with a big E, Perrier Peter -> Pedestrian Philip -> Gas-pump nozzle (fill her up!) Pierre -> Pea Hair Ralph -> Raft Randall -> Ram and Doll Randolph -> Ram and Dolphin Randy -> Ram and Tea, Ram with a big D Raymond -> Ray gun and Almond Richard (Rick, Richie) -> Riches - pile of gold coins, Rich heart, Rich Yard Rick (see Richard) -> Brick, Rock Robert (Rob, Robbie, Bob) -> Robber (balaclava and gun), Robe Robin -> Robin Hood - Green hat, Robin redbreast Rod -> Rod (Curtain rod) Roderick -> Rod and Brick Rodney -> Rod and Knee, Rot Knee Roger -> Rod and Chair Ronald (Ron) -> Ronald McDonald Ronnie -> Run and Knee Ross -> Boss, Rust Rudolph -> Reinder Russell -> Rust, Rustling Leaves Samson -> Uncle Sam in the sun Samuel (Sam) -> Uncle Sam, sandwich Scott -> Scott Towels, Bagpipes (Scottish) Sean (Shaun) -> Shorn Sheep (after being shorn), Sauna Sidney (Sydney) -> Sit on a Knee Simon -> Sign and Man Stanley (Stan) -> Coat stand Stephen (Steven or Stephen) -> Steel Van Steve -> Stove (the coiled element), Camping stove Stuart (Stewart) -> Airline steward Ted -> Teddy Bear Terry -> Terry cloth Thomas (Tom) -> Tom Tom drums, Tommy gun, Thermos Tim -> Timer (kitchen timer) Toby -> Toe and Bee Tony -> Tony Award, Tony the Tiger (Frosties) Trent -> L - plate (Trent Driving School) Troy -> Trojan Horse Vance -> Vans Victor -> Lawn mower, Viking Vince -> Vince Vincent -> Vine with strong scent Wally -> Wall with Bees Walter -> Wall Tear, Waiter Wayne -> Wine William -> William Tell shooting arrow