Welcome to Mim's Web Site

I was born in 1965, and then again under laboratory conditions in 1968.
Brought up in Coburg and Brunswick (though not simultaneously), I lived briefly in
Carlton, where I developed a keen interest in ant-wrestling.
I now live in a dream world with a harem and three bank accounts.

My hobbies are armed ornothology, armed proctology, and armed
oxomology. Although I have written 87 books, only my sex memoirs have been
sold to a publisher, and they are now turning it into a board game.

In addition, I've written comedy material for bibles and Mother Teresa.
When not writing, I'm usually doing something else.