Contents
Ramsbottoms Part In CreationHow Ramsbottom Invented The Wheel
Ramsbottom and the Pyramids
Veni Vedi Vici
George Ramsbottom and the Dragon
Theories of Evolution
Our Dinner Guest
Bloody Bloodhounds
Ill Never Get Used to Your Christmas
Motorists Christmas
Mad Dogs and Bushwalkers
Leaders and Followers
Requiem for a Furnace
Ode to Redundancy
A Most Bizarre Suicide
A Bushwalking Tragedy
A Timely Warning
Ethnic Australians
Dawn
A Lot of Old Rope
Antagonists
Communications Failure
The Drought That Had to Come
The Wild Colonial Bat
Wombats
Common Mynas
The Ballad of Bert the Wharfie
The Heirs of Cobb and Co
The Cockies Ball
The Night I Saw the Light
A Warrior Goes Forth
The Temperance Meeting
Where Theres Muck Theres Money
The Lemon Firing Bazooka
A Superior Vintage
Home of the Brave
Equality Before the Law
The Man Who Writes to God
Im Looking for a Hat
The Min-Min
The Passing
Roman Boots
Saint George and the Dragon