Presented here are the ten commandments of the Church of Apathy. These are the divine rules written during a school lesson which all who wish to follow the Path of Apathy.

The Ten Commandments of The Church of Apathy.

1. Thou shalt not work.
2. Thou shalt not commit.
3. Thou shalt honor thy popcorn and thy chocolate.
4. Thou shalt love thy "Neighbours."
5. Thou shalt not carve anything but pork roast.
6. Thou shalt not care about election results.
7. Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's stuff.
8. Thou shalt not live in cleanliness.
9. Thou shalt not do mental arithmatic.
10. Thou shalt not remember the first nine commandments.

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