HIchmey lughaj bIreQmey
(Cows With Guns)
pI' qoj roj Da
tIn qoj QIp
QIp lunargh
lutlhaQbe'
tlhaQbe' bIreQmey
SopmeH Sach
SachmeH Hegh
HeghmeH tachDaq bIreqmey Soppu'
bIreQmey meQbejpu'
Qubbe' Hoch
Sovbe' Hoch
bIreQ qup 'oghbe' Hoch
wa' BIreQ ghom
SormeyDaq So
paq laDqu'
Se guvera bangpu'
Daw Da Se guvera
qaw Se tung
ruv jatlh 'ach vIHbe' Hoch
naDHa'Wi Hot
bIreQmeyDaq mob
BIreQ 'IQmey
Suv wIneH 'e' jatlhpu'
manargh pagh maHegh
SuD tInmo' ghos BIreQmey
qab bIreQ tlhaQwI'
'ach vaj lujon
ngasWi'Daq lughoD
tepqengwI' lulanmeH SanDaq lIgh
'IQ bIreQmey
lang ghaH 'ej mIslaw' ghaH
HIch tIn ghaj ghaH 'e' lunubbe' Hoch
HIchmey lughaj bIreQmey
Herghwi' lughajmoH 'uschajDaq lulan 'ej ghospu'
neghHomchajDaq pup 'ej mInchajDaq nIj
Huspu' bIreQ
vumwI' yoymoH 'ej lojmItDaq qetpu'
ravDaq jav Dochmey nIn Sod
yIqet bIreQmey yIqet
jatlhwI' woH 'ej yav Sor QaDDaq Sup
tlhab bIreQmey maH 'ej leng bIreQmey maH
DaHjaj matlhab
bIreQ tlhabvaD wISuv
jenDaq nach tInmaj wIlan
maH bIreQ ralmey je tlhab pagh maHegh
HIchmey lughaj bIreQmey
lojmIt lughorpu' 'ej qeta'pu'
HiqHom tepqengwI' luyoymoHpu'
Soj lumeQpu'
tIvpu' bIreQmey
HudHomDaq javmaH jav mang lupDujHom lan
bIreQ ghIH Dech lupDujHomvam
bIreQ ghIH Dechchu' lupDujHomvam
bIreQ ghIH law'
dungDaq tlhich gIj jaHmo 'e' jaj HurghtaH
wa'maH cha' maqDonaldS meQtaH
HelIj yIghaj
bIreQmey tlhabvaD wISuv
jenDaq nach tInmaj wIlan
maH bIreQ ralmey je tlhab pagh maHegh
HIchmey lughaj bIreQmey
yapchagh yap 'e' jatlhpu' Qang
bIreQmeyvam DIrotlh wIneH
bIreQ ghIH woDpu'
jabbI'ID mIy 'ej lespu' Hoch
wa'les DungluQ bIreQmeyvam luHoHpu'
Heghpu' bIreQmey
bIreQmey luDech
los bIreQmey 'ej tul bIreQmey
SoQ Qav lujatlhpu'
Soj Qav luSoppu'
yoq HIch law' bIreQmey HIch puS
bIreQmey yIHoH 'e' ra'pu'
'ach SaSDaq je'wI'mey DechtaH
lupDujHom puvpu' Ha'DIbaH puv QoylaHbe'moHchagh ghoSpu
bIreQmey tlhabvaD wISuv
jenDaq nach tInmaj wIlan
maH bIreQ ralmey je tlhab pagh maHegh
HIch ghaj bIreQmey
Literal Translation
be fat and act in the manner of peace
be big and be stupid
stupid they look
they be funny not
funny be not cows
they eat so as to expand
the expand so as to die
the die so as to be eaten at the bar
cows certainly burned
everybody not think
everybody not know
cow elder everybody not devise
one cow group
at many trees he hide
books he read emphaticly
Che guevera he loved
che guevera act in the manner of revolution
Cow Tse Tounge
justice he speak
Everybody not move
one who is dicommended he feel
at the many cows he be alone
cow be sad
we need to fight, he said
we escape or we die
because chance be big, cows approached
cow funny be bad
but then he be captured
in thing which contain, they stuff him
cargo carrier he was loaded onto so as to his fate he ride to
cows be sad
he be thin and he be confused
big gun he posses, everybody not suspect
cows posses guns
hypospray they posses for his leg placing and they approached
their small soldiers he kicked
their eye he leaked
cow be hung
thing which works he caused to be knocked over
and the door he ran to
on the floor six things of fuel flood
run cows run
thing which speaks he picked up and dry qround tree on he jump
free cows we are and roaming cows we be
today we be free
for cow freedom we will fight
at the area above our heads we will hold
we and violent cows run or we die
cows posses guns
gate they broke
they big run
weak liquor truck they cause to be upside down
food they burnt
cows enjoy
small hill 60 soldier shuttlecraft placed
these soldier shuttlecraft surrounded by cow mess
these soldier shuttlecraft very surrounded by cow mess
cow mess be much
area above smoke black rises causing day to be dark
twelve Macdonalds burning
posses your course
for cow freedom we will fight
at the area above our heads we will hold
we and violent cows run or we die
cows posses guns
enough be enough, said the chancellor
these cows we be tough we need
cow mess thrown away
data transmissions bragged
humanoids be relaxed
tommorow noon cows they would kill
cows be dead
cows were surrounded
cows waited and cows hoped
their last words the spoke and their last food they ate
humanoids have more guns than cows
you kill cows was commanded
ten thousand soldiers accomplished by
but at the horizontal surrounding those who buy
thing which cause not able to hear of shuttlecraft flown by flying animals approached
for cow freedom we will fight
at the area above our heads we will hold
we and violent cows run or we die
cows posses guns
Actual Lyrics
Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun
They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun
Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung
Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung
The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns
The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows outgunned
The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
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