The only place for all your miltary leadership needs

Is your military heirachy lacking a certian zest?
Do your attempts to invade neighbouring nations always fail to work out as you plan?
Are you looking for that special someone to your local boy scout troop into crack guerilla soldiers?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then look no more. For here at Brakey's General Store, we have all of your military leadership needs.

Have you got pesky natives in a disputed territory demanding independence and don't want to be directly involved in keeping them quite? Then why not try out our new General Waranto. The brains behind the militias in East Timor, he is an expert at organising civilian/military cooperation. And, at only $350000 he's a real steal.

Or maybe you want to get rid of that annoying arab dictator next door. Then let us recommend the Stormin' Norman. He kicked Saddam's butt as the leader of desert storm, and now he can do it for you, for a mere $1250000.

Don't Have much cash? Then why not try one of bargain battlement former soviet generals. With nothing do since the collapse of the USSR except organise tiny terrorist organizations, they'll be absolutely thrilled to be in command of your military forces.


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