Teletubbies Drinking Game

A game for four or more players.

I'm sure that most of your have seen this children program, full of hidden meanings.

To start borrow a video from a child you know

Everybody chooses a Teletubbie.

If the Teletubbies dance, have a drink.

If Tinky Winky gets out of step while dancing, have a drink.

If the flowers talk, have a drink.

When a periscope appears, have a drink.

If your chosen Teletubby gets to show the video on his tummy, have a big drink.

If your Teletubby says "Boo" at the end of the show, have a big drink.

If your Teletubby pops out of the hole at the top of the house to say bye bye, have a big drink.

If you choose Tinky Winky and he carries his handbag, have a big drink.

If you choose Dipsy and he wears his hat, take a big drink.

If you choose Laa Laa and she plays with her ball, have a big drink.

If you choose Po and she rides her scooter, have a big drink.

If your Teletubby eats Tubby Toast, have a drink.

If your Teletubby eats Tubby Custard, have a drink.

If your Teletubby is in bed, have a drink.

If your Teletubby says "eh-oh", have a drink.

If your Teletubby saya "uh-oh", have a drink.

If your Teletubby plays with the control panel, have a drink.

If the Sun squeals, have a drink.

If the Lion and Bear appear, have a drink.

If the Three ships appear, have a drink.

If the birds in the tree appear, have a drink.

If the house with the puppy appears, have a drink.

If the tap-dancing Teddy Bear appears, have a drink.

If the tap-dancing Teddy Bear does an encore, have a big drink.

If Noo-Noo the vacuum cleaner appears, have a drink.

When the windmill goes berserk, have a drink.

If the Teletubbies fall over, have a drink.

If Dipsy and Laa Laa make sexual advances to each other, have a big-big drink.

If Tinky Winky acts gay, have a big drink.

If Po acts like a smart-arse by thinking laterally, have a big drink.

Now, fall over and have a nice sleep

Devised by Ian Gunn and Karen Pender-Gunn