Subject: Messageboard Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 01:22:39 +1000 From: Mark Longmuir To: Mark Longmuir Matt: Please be upstanding for....some Random Quotes! (09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) dana: my try! (09-Aug-1999 13:31:19) Dana2: Ok here's some..CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO THEY'RE SAID BY AND WHAT GAME THERE FROM??? (09-Aug-1999 17:09:50) Nattie: Please don't shout. Thanks. I know people who wield LARTs. (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 05:59:10) dana: nattie - what's a LART? do i have one? :) (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 09:15:31) Nattie the Bat: No, sweetie, unless you're a SysAdmin and I didn't know it. I'll tell you what a LART is later... (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 19:27:11) Matt: It's not a competition really, more an encouragement for other people to submit quotes. :) (n/t) (09-Aug-1999 16:12:23) dana: oh, well in that case... (09-Aug-1999 16:25:53) Kathy: Here's some more... (10-Aug-1999 13:34:19) Molly: Matt, when I saw that "Please be upstanding" all I could think was XTC's song Mayor of Simpleton. "Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton." (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 15:37:36) Mark: Some more Random Quotes! (12-Aug-1999 10:01:47) -- Mark Longmuir - longmuir@labyrinth.net.au Homepage: http://www.labyrinth.net.au/~longmuir/ Whose Line is it Anyway? - http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/8451 "Stop tap dancing, you fool!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Please be upstanding for....some Random Quotes! Monday, 09-Aug-1999 11:27:21 195.92.194.74 writes: "Overpriced stuff you don't need!" "I really have nothing to say - I just love this hat." "It's your generation, mister!" "We don't make swans at this factory." "I've got my eye on a palemino at the moment." "Pat, I can almost hear you but I've got my fingers in my ear." "I've been repeating myself?" "Squelch! Hello, I'm Incontinence Woman!" "You're not a member of any organisations are you?" "Pull what?" "Zoo." Matt ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Matt: Please be upstanding for....some Random Quotes! (09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) dana: my try! (09-Aug-1999 13:31:19) Dana2: Ok here's some..CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO THEY'RE SAID BY AND WHAT GAME THERE FROM??? (09-Aug-1999 17:09:50) Nattie: Please don't shout. Thanks. I know people who wield LARTs. (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 05:59:10) dana: nattie - what's a LART? do i have one? :) (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 09:15:31) Nattie the Bat: No, sweetie, unless you're a SysAdmin and I didn't know it. I'll tell you what a LART is later... (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 19:27:11) Matt: It's not a competition really, more an encouragement for other people to submit quotes. :) (n/t) (09-Aug-1999 16:12:23) dana: oh, well in that case... (09-Aug-1999 16:25:53) Kathy: Here's some more... (10-Aug-1999 13:34:19) Molly: Matt, when I saw that "Please be upstanding" all I could think was XTC's song Mayor of Simpleton. "Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton." (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 15:37:36) Mark: Some more Random Quotes! (12-Aug-1999 10:01:47) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (10-Aug-1999 18:01:12 to 09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? my try! Monday, 09-Aug-1999 13:31:19 171.208.59.128 writes: "Overpriced stuff you don't need!" = ack! i can hear it! but who said it? i can't remember.... "I really have nothing to say - I just love this hat." = wasn't that colin? "It's your generation, mister!" = no idea... "We don't make swans at this factory." = um...... "I've got my eye on a palemino at the moment." = ryan? "Pat, I can almost hear you but I've got my fingers in my ear." = Chip Esten "I've been repeating myself?" = um...... Paul? "Squelch! Hello, I'm Incontinence Woman!" = Sandi Toksvig "You're not a member of any organisations are you?" "Pull what?" = Colin "Zoo." = Tony, in a game of alphabet with Jim Sweeney if i figure out the other one i'll post it under this! dana ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Matt: Please be upstanding for....some Random Quotes! (09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) dana: my try! (09-Aug-1999 13:31:19) Dana2: Ok here's some..CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO THEY'RE SAID BY AND WHAT GAME THERE FROM??? (09-Aug-1999 17:09:50) Nattie: Please don't shout. Thanks. I know people who wield LARTs. (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 05:59:10) dana: nattie - what's a LART? do i have one? :) (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 09:15:31) Nattie the Bat: No, sweetie, unless you're a SysAdmin and I didn't know it. I'll tell you what a LART is later... (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 19:27:11) Matt: It's not a competition really, more an encouragement for other people to submit quotes. :) (n/t) (09-Aug-1999 16:12:23) dana: oh, well in that case... (09-Aug-1999 16:25:53) Kathy: Here's some more... (10-Aug-1999 13:34:19) Molly: Matt, when I saw that "Please be upstanding" all I could think was XTC's song Mayor of Simpleton. "Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton." (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 15:37:36) Mark: Some more Random Quotes! (12-Aug-1999 10:01:47) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (10-Aug-1999 18:01:12 to 09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Ok here's some..CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO THEY'RE SAID BY AND WHAT GAME THERE FROM??? Monday, 09-Aug-1999 17:09:50 216.154.29.156 writes: 1)"The best part is writing with pee-pee in the snow" 2)"That's it mister next time I ask you to sit on me I want you to sit on me in a big fat hurry" 3) "That's significantly stunning, I'll order that for your personal use" 4) "I can only wear one Reebok" Dana2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Matt: Please be upstanding for....some Random Quotes! (09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) dana: my try! (09-Aug-1999 13:31:19) Dana2: Ok here's some..CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO THEY'RE SAID BY AND WHAT GAME THERE FROM??? (09-Aug-1999 17:09:50) Nattie: Please don't shout. Thanks. I know people who wield LARTs. (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 05:59:10) dana: nattie - what's a LART? do i have one? :) (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 09:15:31) Nattie the Bat: No, sweetie, unless you're a SysAdmin and I didn't know it. I'll tell you what a LART is later... (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 19:27:11) Matt: It's not a competition really, more an encouragement for other people to submit quotes. :) (n/t) (09-Aug-1999 16:12:23) dana: oh, well in that case... (09-Aug-1999 16:25:53) Kathy: Here's some more... (10-Aug-1999 13:34:19) Molly: Matt, when I saw that "Please be upstanding" all I could think was XTC's song Mayor of Simpleton. "Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton." (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 15:37:36) Mark: Some more Random Quotes! (12-Aug-1999 10:01:47) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (10-Aug-1999 18:01:12 to 09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? oh, well in that case... Monday, 09-Aug-1999 16:25:53 152.174.234.139 writes: "where's the women, where's the women?" "what gerbil?" "oh don't be upset, just 'cause we're ten thousand feet under! we're in the long-big-metal-pointy-thing..." "he's a big git, isn't he, superman..." "get on with it, before my funk gets stale..." "aren't you pope paul?"/"am i catholic?" and my personal favorite... those who know me will understand :) "we're going to rule this country, not through economic policy, but through DANCE!" dana ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Matt: Please be upstanding for....some Random Quotes! (09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) dana: my try! (09-Aug-1999 13:31:19) Dana2: Ok here's some..CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO THEY'RE SAID BY AND WHAT GAME THERE FROM??? (09-Aug-1999 17:09:50) Nattie: Please don't shout. Thanks. I know people who wield LARTs. (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 05:59:10) dana: nattie - what's a LART? do i have one? :) (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 09:15:31) Nattie the Bat: No, sweetie, unless you're a SysAdmin and I didn't know it. I'll tell you what a LART is later... (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 19:27:11) Matt: It's not a competition really, more an encouragement for other people to submit quotes. :) (n/t) (09-Aug-1999 16:12:23) dana: oh, well in that case... (09-Aug-1999 16:25:53) Kathy: Here's some more... (10-Aug-1999 13:34:19) Molly: Matt, when I saw that "Please be upstanding" all I could think was XTC's song Mayor of Simpleton. "Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton." (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 15:37:36) Mark: Some more Random Quotes! (12-Aug-1999 10:01:47) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (10-Aug-1999 18:01:12 to 09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Here's some more... Tuesday, 10-Aug-1999 13:34:19 212.140.122.243 writes: Here we go... "Uranus is in trouble!" "Six feet too much?" "DRY!" "How can one person let something like that get so out of control?" "Who ordered pumpkin?" "What's with the grape?" "You wanna go make the sign of the two-headed raccoon?" Kathy ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Matt: Please be upstanding for....some Random Quotes! (09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) dana: my try! (09-Aug-1999 13:31:19) Dana2: Ok here's some..CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO THEY'RE SAID BY AND WHAT GAME THERE FROM??? (09-Aug-1999 17:09:50) Nattie: Please don't shout. Thanks. I know people who wield LARTs. (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 05:59:10) dana: nattie - what's a LART? do i have one? :) (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 09:15:31) Nattie the Bat: No, sweetie, unless you're a SysAdmin and I didn't know it. I'll tell you what a LART is later... (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 19:27:11) Matt: It's not a competition really, more an encouragement for other people to submit quotes. :) (n/t) (09-Aug-1999 16:12:23) dana: oh, well in that case... (09-Aug-1999 16:25:53) Kathy: Here's some more... (10-Aug-1999 13:34:19) Molly: Matt, when I saw that "Please be upstanding" all I could think was XTC's song Mayor of Simpleton. "Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton." (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 15:37:36) Mark: Some more Random Quotes! (12-Aug-1999 10:01:47) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (10-Aug-1999 18:01:12 to 09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Some more Random Quotes! Thursday, 12-Aug-1999 10:01:47 203.9.148.12 writes: "Two German men entered the room. Their names were Hertz Van Hire and Truck Van Rental." "I agree. With such a plan how could we possibly fail?" "Och Aye!" "I think we may have some rather severely crossed lines here..." "Get back in your own show!" "Please throw this tape out of the window, as we can't get any of the stuff that explodes." "Ooh! Butterfingers!" "I can't thomach fith! It makes me tick! Tick all over the place!" "Tell me about your crime, Slasher!" "You want to hear about that crime or the other one?" "But fortunately they couldn't make it stand up in court!" "I eat it eat it when I wake up, I find my pillow's gone!" "Yeah, you may have lost him, but I've just lost all my points!" "Doctor Cockup!" "Every time!" "Damn you, damn you, and I haven't stopped kissing men on the lips!" "My favourite aftershave on a horse is petrol." "Yay for salami. Yay for salami. Yay for salami..." "I'll get it!" "Though I wear a suit and tie, I do have a funky underpinning." "Stand by, fresh funkmeister!" "Get on with it, then. Before my funk gets stale!" "When we make love, we make love in lots of warm runny bree." "And then I went and realised... it was a urine test!" "The problem is I'm blind, I've got eyesight like a mole, So sometimes I try to stuff the food in the wrong hole." Mark ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Matt: Please be upstanding for....some Random Quotes! (09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) dana: my try! (09-Aug-1999 13:31:19) Dana2: Ok here's some..CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO THEY'RE SAID BY AND WHAT GAME THERE FROM??? (09-Aug-1999 17:09:50) Nattie: Please don't shout. Thanks. I know people who wield LARTs. (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 05:59:10) dana: nattie - what's a LART? do i have one? :) (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 09:15:31) Nattie the Bat: No, sweetie, unless you're a SysAdmin and I didn't know it. I'll tell you what a LART is later... (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 19:27:11) Matt: It's not a competition really, more an encouragement for other people to submit quotes. :) (n/t) (09-Aug-1999 16:12:23) dana: oh, well in that case... (09-Aug-1999 16:25:53) Kathy: Here's some more... (10-Aug-1999 13:34:19) Molly: Matt, when I saw that "Please be upstanding" all I could think was XTC's song Mayor of Simpleton. "Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton." (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 15:37:36) Mark: Some more Random Quotes! (12-Aug-1999 10:01:47) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (10-Aug-1999 18:01:12 to 09-Aug-1999 11:27:21) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved.