Subject: Messageboard Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 01:19:33 +1000 From: Mark Longmuir To: Mark Longmuir Mystery Men (heehee): A WliiA? Challenge (09-Aug-1999 10:59:04) The Still-Disconnected Kerri OTPS :): Zoo/Zoo Animal Hoedown, You Say? (09-Aug-1999 15:22:24) Lynzi: I'll have a go... (09-Aug-1999 15:39:59) Molly: My pitiful attempt (09-Aug-1999 18:23:37) Dana2: Here I go...MY ZOO HOE-DOWN!! (09-Aug-1999 18:43:23) Emile: And now, here's my attempt. (09-Aug-1999 23:28:27) Leslie: My lame-o try at this... (10-Aug-1999 02:39:41) Lint: Aminals?? And a hoedown? Ooooohh... (10-Aug-1999 03:54:25) Jessie: Tell me about it (and am I glad I'm not the only wildlife student who still uses "aminals") ... so here goes ... (10-Aug-1999 16:59:05) Lint: Hee hee, of course yer not the only one, Jess...Hey, that 3rd line of yer verse sure confused me for a while--I was using the wrong vowel sound for the "i"... ;) (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 01:51:01) Jessie: Sorry ... I figured I better cut it off there though I s'pose I coulda put "bit" ... that woulda helped ... (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 11:36:37) Mark: Here's a shot... (10-Aug-1999 04:33:23) dana: ok, i never write hoedowns, but here is a try... i like it! (10-Aug-1999 10:23:12) Dana2: The master of all hoe-downs is..Stop eating the envolope Brad....*kidding* (10-Aug-1999 20:59:34) dana: woohoo! congrats to everybody! of course, this is all the way down at the bottom of the board now, so nobody's reading it, but cool beans anyway!! (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 18:19:43) Lynzi: So, who's the Master of all Hoe-downs? :) (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 14:50:36) Locknestra: I vote for Emile or Dana! (n/t) (10-Aug-1999 22:30:30) -- Mark Longmuir - longmuir@labyrinth.net.au Homepage: http://www.labyrinth.net.au/~longmuir/ Whose Line is it Anyway? - http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/8451 "Stop tap dancing, you fool!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? A WliiA? Challenge Monday, 09-Aug-1999 10:59:04 209.161.250.157 writes: Ok here's a small challenge.. Well it's not that much of one so here it goes.. Whoever can make the funniest hoe-down on the spot on the subject of the zoo/zoo animals (written of course) will be declared the master of all hoe-downs..Until someone challenges the master.. In which they will compete (probally endlessly) to try to become the master....and on and on...Good luck Mystery Men (heehee) Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 1 of 4 (19-Aug-1999 09:53:50 to 16-Aug-1999 17:02:19) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Zoo/Zoo Animal Hoedown, You Say? Monday, 09-Aug-1999 15:22:24 199.237.16.234 writes: I like it at the zoo It's great for lotsa laughs The hippopotami are keen So are the giraffes When I take my kidlets They get me in a rage I wish someone would let me Stick 'em in a cage! The Still-Disconnected Kerri OTPS :) Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 1 of 4 (19-Aug-1999 09:53:50 to 16-Aug-1999 17:02:19) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? I'll have a go... Monday, 09-Aug-1999 15:39:59 12.74.14.36 writes: Zoos are really smelly, You know that it's a fact Because those panda bears don't care where they take a crap But I don't really mind it much There's not much you can do Except when I have to scrape it off The bottom of my shoe! Yee-haw! :) Lynzi Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 1 of 4 (19-Aug-1999 09:53:50 to 16-Aug-1999 17:02:19) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? My pitiful attempt Monday, 09-Aug-1999 18:23:37 152.163.204.48 writes: Where I live in Buffalo They have a really fun zoo When I go there I don't know what to do Should I go to look at the monkey Or should I go visit the hippo Then I decide that I should see The monkey in the tree He acts really good Then I notice it's really Brad Sherwood :) Okay, you can slap me. I know it wasn't a good hoedown, but I'm learning, really I am. :) (ducks the trout) Molly Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 1 of 4 (19-Aug-1999 09:53:50 to 16-Aug-1999 17:02:19) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Here I go...MY ZOO HOE-DOWN!! Monday, 09-Aug-1999 18:43:23 216.154.34.22 writes: I love to go to the zoo all the time I do it so much it should really be a crime But my favourite attraction I saw made me nervous just a tad.. It was a crazy man in a cage singing, his name was Brad. Yee-haw lets all ride a mutant elephant donkey!! --> (NOTE: JUST IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING WHO "MYSTERY MEN" REALLY IS IT'S ME... I TRIED TO BE MYSTERIOUS FOR ONCE..AND YES I ENTERED MY OWN HOE-DOWN CONTEST..I HAD TO TRY..I COULDN'T RESIST):o) Dana2 Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 1 of 4 (19-Aug-1999 09:53:50 to 16-Aug-1999 17:02:19) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? And now, here's my attempt. Monday, 09-Aug-1999 23:28:27 207.210.110.15 writes: I USED TO WORK AT THE ZOO, DURING ONE HOT SUMMER I WASN'T VERY GOOD AT IT, IT REALLY WAS A BUMMER I LIKED WORKING WITH THE LIONS AND THE MONKEYS AND THE PIGLETS BUT THEN THEY SACKED ME WHEN THEY CAUGHT ME TRYING TO FEED THEM TWIGLETS!! Thank you! Thank you! Emile Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 1 of 4 (19-Aug-1999 09:53:50 to 16-Aug-1999 17:02:19) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? My lame-o try at this... Tuesday, 10-Aug-1999 02:39:41 204.101.116.59 writes: Oh, the zoo, Can be so not fun. Seeing the elephant droppings, Rotting in the sun. But a dinosaur exhibit, Filled me with glee. Cuz posing in the window, Was Colin Mochrie! yes, im a nerd and proud of it, lol ;) Leslie Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 1 of 4 (19-Aug-1999 09:53:50 to 16-Aug-1999 17:02:19) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Aminals?? And a hoedown? Ooooohh... Tuesday, 10-Aug-1999 03:54:25 153.37.58.43 writes: Why does it seem, in hoedowns 'bout the zoo, That everyone wants to sing about mounds and mounds of poo? Well I can tell you one thing, to not be such a goof, Never please a zebra when he tells you to pull his hoof! Lint Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 1 of 4 (19-Aug-1999 09:53:50 to 16-Aug-1999 17:02:19) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Tell me about it (and am I glad I'm not the only wildlife student who still uses "aminals") ... so here goes ... Tuesday, 10-Aug-1999 16:59:05 131.104.14.128 writes: When I graduate I want to work in a zoo I'll play with all the creatures all the day through Run with the wolves because I'm a bi... wild one all day. And watch the monkeys as with their bananas they play. Okay ... I'm tired. sorry ;) Jessie Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 1 of 4 (19-Aug-1999 09:53:50 to 16-Aug-1999 17:02:19) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Here's a shot... Tuesday, 10-Aug-1999 04:33:23 152.203.254.78 writes: My girlfriend she works at the zoo, it's left me with some doubt. I know she's always lion, or monkeying about. She loves the birds and they go ape, it really isn't fair, But I love it 'cause I often get to see her bear. (bare... okay?) Mark Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 1 of 4 (19-Aug-1999 09:53:50 to 16-Aug-1999 17:02:19) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? ok, i never write hoedowns, but here is a try... i like it! Tuesday, 10-Aug-1999 10:23:12 152.166.98.228 writes: oh, i've got lots of animals, and in the zoo they thrive... my monkey's name is brad sherwood, my donkey's name is clive... i've a giraffe named ryan, and a nameless big fat hog, but, my favorite species is my Proop-Doggy-Dogg! Prooooooop...-Doggy...-Dogg....!!!!! dana Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 1 of 4 (19-Aug-1999 09:53:50 to 16-Aug-1999 17:02:19) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? The master of all hoe-downs is..Stop eating the envolope Brad....*kidding* Tuesday, 10-Aug-1999 20:59:34 209.161.249.61 writes: Is...Wow it's a tie!! A 4 way tie.. Lynzi , Keri , Dana1 and Mark tied on my laugh-o-meter with 9 and a half out of ten hardy chuckles..So now you guys have to compete for the best hoe-down on us.. The whosers!! Good luck. Ah..I'm gonna miss WLiiA?..Bye Dana2 Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 1 of 4 (19-Aug-1999 09:53:50 to 16-Aug-1999 17:02:19) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved.