Subject: Messageboard Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 01:41:55 +1000 From: Mark Longmuir To: Mark Longmuir Mystery legend: Mystery hoe-down challenge part 2 (11-Aug-1999 16:49:03) Dana2: Alrighty here's my try (11-Aug-1999 16:58:11) dana (shoe size: 11): ok, let me see what i can come up with... ew, gross! (11-Aug-1999 18:28:00) Dana2: Very nice Dana !! (You could say that you could brade my hoe-down!!) (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 18:42:56) Mark: Re: Mystery hoe-down challenge part 2 (12-Aug-1999 09:48:35) dana: oooh... all 4 contestants! but these are just getting grosser and grosser! (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 11:12:12) Dana2: Any more brave and willing people to gross out any more whoser..I proud to say I did my part..But Muran's was greatly gross!!! And..FUNNY :o) All 4 yee-haw (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 11:38:36) Dana2 the mistake maker: Geez..I mean Marks'....Ahhhhhhhhhh mistakes.... (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 17:03:15) -- Mark Longmuir - longmuir@labyrinth.net.au Homepage: http://www.labyrinth.net.au/~longmuir/ Whose Line is it Anyway? - http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/8451 "Stop tap dancing, you fool!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Mystery hoe-down challenge part 2 Wednesday, 11-Aug-1999 16:49:03 216.154.28.125 writes: It's been done..A few days ago as a matter of fact but I feel the need to post a challenge..Just for fun..And if you want a competetion....Another hoe-down challenge!! ------> Clive calls into the audience.."What sort of things do you like to do on holidays??" audience "claming, manicuring your feet, bungie jumping..., fishing.." Clive: "Manicuring your feet?? It seems we have a new form of relaxing in England.." Audience member: "It is very relaxing..And it keeps your feet healthy.." Clive "Alright I don't think we've ever had a topic like this before..So here we go the hoe-down on manicuring feet" *Richard starts playing piano* And the rest is up to you..Cheerio!! Mystery legend ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Mystery legend: Mystery hoe-down challenge part 2 (11-Aug-1999 16:49:03) Dana2: Alrighty here's my try (11-Aug-1999 16:58:11) dana (shoe size: 11): ok, let me see what i can come up with... ew, gross! (11-Aug-1999 18:28:00) Dana2: Very nice Dana !! (You could say that you could brade my hoe-down!!) (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 18:42:56) Mark: Re: Mystery hoe-down challenge part 2 (12-Aug-1999 09:48:35) dana: oooh... all 4 contestants! but these are just getting grosser and grosser! (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 11:12:12) Dana2: Any more brave and willing people to gross out any more whoser..I proud to say I did my part..But Muran's was greatly gross!!! And..FUNNY :o) All 4 yee-haw (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 11:38:36) Dana2 the mistake maker: Geez..I mean Marks'....Ahhhhhhhhhh mistakes.... (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 17:03:15) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (12-Aug-1999 17:25:35 to 10-Aug-1999 20:44:55) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Alrighty here's my try Wednesday, 11-Aug-1999 16:58:11 216.154.28.117 writes: I like to manicure my feet it's lots of fun It leaves them clean and purty as soon as your done But what I discovered was gross and kind of weird Was the hair on my toes curled and made a lovely beard. Yee-haw Dana2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Mystery legend: Mystery hoe-down challenge part 2 (11-Aug-1999 16:49:03) Dana2: Alrighty here's my try (11-Aug-1999 16:58:11) dana (shoe size: 11): ok, let me see what i can come up with... ew, gross! (11-Aug-1999 18:28:00) Dana2: Very nice Dana !! (You could say that you could brade my hoe-down!!) (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 18:42:56) Mark: Re: Mystery hoe-down challenge part 2 (12-Aug-1999 09:48:35) dana: oooh... all 4 contestants! but these are just getting grosser and grosser! (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 11:12:12) Dana2: Any more brave and willing people to gross out any more whoser..I proud to say I did my part..But Muran's was greatly gross!!! And..FUNNY :o) All 4 yee-haw (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 11:38:36) Dana2 the mistake maker: Geez..I mean Marks'....Ahhhhhhhhhh mistakes.... (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 17:03:15) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (12-Aug-1999 17:25:35 to 10-Aug-1999 20:44:55) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? ok, let me see what i can come up with... ew, gross! Wednesday, 11-Aug-1999 18:28:00 152.203.204.87 writes: this is a little tough, rhythmically, but if you try, you can do it! Blisters, fungi, and bunions, can leave you forlorn... (as can) Ingrown toenails, plantar's warts, calluses, and corns... A manicure is heaven and can sometimes be an answer, 'Cause this is the price you pay, when you want to be a dancer! hey guys... i'm exaggerating... at least in my own case! dana (shoe size: 11) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Mystery legend: Mystery hoe-down challenge part 2 (11-Aug-1999 16:49:03) Dana2: Alrighty here's my try (11-Aug-1999 16:58:11) dana (shoe size: 11): ok, let me see what i can come up with... ew, gross! (11-Aug-1999 18:28:00) Dana2: Very nice Dana !! (You could say that you could brade my hoe-down!!) (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 18:42:56) Mark: Re: Mystery hoe-down challenge part 2 (12-Aug-1999 09:48:35) dana: oooh... all 4 contestants! but these are just getting grosser and grosser! (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 11:12:12) Dana2: Any more brave and willing people to gross out any more whoser..I proud to say I did my part..But Muran's was greatly gross!!! And..FUNNY :o) All 4 yee-haw (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 11:38:36) Dana2 the mistake maker: Geez..I mean Marks'....Ahhhhhhhhhh mistakes.... (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 17:03:15) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (12-Aug-1999 17:25:35 to 10-Aug-1999 20:44:55) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Re: Mystery hoe-down challenge part 2 Thursday, 12-Aug-1999 09:48:35 203.9.148.12 writes: Hmmm... I feel like trying it as a few different contestants... Greg Proops: "My feet are really dirty, they're crusty and they're stale, And I don't know what that stuff is growing under my nail, But last time made me too scared to get a manicure, The guy went crazy with the file and now my toes are fewer..." Tony Slattery: "I like to paint my tootsies, I paint them all the time. I paint them rose or ruby, or sometimes even lime. Pink nails are a fetish, I find it kinda fun, Nobody knows this secret life of Clive Anderson!" Colin Mochrie: "I haven't had a manicure for 20 years or so, My feet are going gangrenous and the blood it just won't flow. I'm getting really worried, I just don't think they'll last, And ... (FAINTS)" Ryan Stiles: "I'm a manicurist, I keep your feet real clean, I make them look all lovely, you know what I mean. I paint the nails and shape them, and clean them underneath, But I'm kinda strange, I like to cut them using my teeth." ALL: "Using my teeth!" Mark ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Mystery legend: Mystery hoe-down challenge part 2 (11-Aug-1999 16:49:03) Dana2: Alrighty here's my try (11-Aug-1999 16:58:11) dana (shoe size: 11): ok, let me see what i can come up with... ew, gross! (11-Aug-1999 18:28:00) Dana2: Very nice Dana !! (You could say that you could brade my hoe-down!!) (n/t) (11-Aug-1999 18:42:56) Mark: Re: Mystery hoe-down challenge part 2 (12-Aug-1999 09:48:35) dana: oooh... all 4 contestants! but these are just getting grosser and grosser! (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 11:12:12) Dana2: Any more brave and willing people to gross out any more whoser..I proud to say I did my part..But Muran's was greatly gross!!! And..FUNNY :o) All 4 yee-haw (n/t) (12-Aug-1999 11:38:36) Dana2 the mistake maker: Geez..I mean Marks'....Ahhhhhhhhhh mistakes.... 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