Subject: Messageboard Date: Thu, 09 Sep 1999 02:12:58 +1000 From: Mark Longmuir To: Mark Longmuir The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 01:02:06) Matt: Re: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 02:08:15) Lint: And who could forget the "making cheese" hoedown?? Even though you'd want to... ;-) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 02:22:24) Matt: Greg and Colin lost it completely on that one, though Brad finished the job brilliantly. :) What about the motorcycling hoedown? (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 02:36:19) Where can I get a recording or transcript of that hoedown? (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 12:51:09) Matt: A transcript of the motorcyling hoedown? Look in here... (31-Aug-1999 18:19:27) Nick: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 09:39:32) Dana2: Really, you have to see their expressions as they do the hoe-down..But that was truely funny. (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 10:32:44) BaldHoedownLover: Re: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) (31-Aug-1999 12:47:18) Steph: I totally agree. Absolutely hilarious! (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 13:02:29) Scott R.: For the record, I'm "Shameless Plug." I just put that as my name, because I'm constantly asking people to contribute to my DLiiA? episode capsules. (In fact that a good segue... please contribute to my DLiiA? episode capsules!) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 18:21:54) Sue B: Re: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 20:26:06) Matt: What about the unfunniest hoedown ever? Personally, I'd go for the laundry hoedown, in which Greg lost his way, Archie proved how bad he could sometimes be and only Chip managed to save things. :) A controversial viewpoint? (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 10:19:08) jk: Nope, I totally agree, Matt. The hairdresser hoedown also stands out as a particularly uninspired one. (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 12:04:46) Matt: Mmm...only Ryan managed to create a laugh in that one. Agreed. :) (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 12:10:25) -- Mark Longmuir - longmuir@labyrinth.net.au Homepage: http://www.labyrinth.net.au/~longmuir/ Whose Line is it Anyway? - http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/8451 "Stop tap dancing, you fool!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it Anyway? The funniest hoedown ever! Tuesday, 31-Aug-1999 01:02:06 24.6.95.156 writes: Thanks to Shameless Plug, I have for you the funniest hoedown in DLIIA history!! Here it is in all it's glory: BRAD: I am losing my hair, and it really is a pain I find out every morning when I see the shower drain But as you can see, it isn't quite for me But at least I'm not quite as bald as Colin Mochrie DREW: Oh, man. Took my rhyme, didn't you? I was going to do that. I have all my hair and I really am quite happy I like putting stuff in my hair, it makes me look real snappy I love to comb my hair, I never need a breather I'm real happy I'm not Colin Mochrie either COLIN: People always kid me, 'cause I'm losing all my hair I can't really help it that I'm follicly impaired It really is quite horrible, but my life is not through I still get way more sex than either Brad or Drew RYAN: Losing all your hair isn't really that bad of a deal A lot of women love just the way it feels Just think of it as just a little more face And you can rent it out as advertising space ALL: As advertising space ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 01:02:06) Matt: Re: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 02:08:15) Lint: And who could forget the "making cheese" hoedown?? Even though you'd want to... ;-) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 02:22:24) Matt: Greg and Colin lost it completely on that one, though Brad finished the job brilliantly. :) What about the motorcycling hoedown? (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 02:36:19) Where can I get a recording or transcript of that hoedown? (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 12:51:09) Matt: A transcript of the motorcyling hoedown? Look in here... (31-Aug-1999 18:19:27) Nick: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 09:39:32) Dana2: Really, you have to see their expressions as they do the hoe-down..But that was truely funny. (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 10:32:44) BaldHoedownLover: Re: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) (31-Aug-1999 12:47:18) Steph: I totally agree. Absolutely hilarious! (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 13:02:29) Scott R.: For the record, I'm "Shameless Plug." I just put that as my name, because I'm constantly asking people to contribute to my DLiiA? episode capsules. (In fact that a good segue... please contribute to my DLiiA? episode capsules!) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 18:21:54) Sue B: Re: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 20:26:06) Matt: What about the unfunniest hoedown ever? Personally, I'd go for the laundry hoedown, in which Greg lost his way, Archie proved how bad he could sometimes be and only Chip managed to save things. :) A controversial viewpoint? (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 10:19:08) jk: Nope, I totally agree, Matt. The hairdresser hoedown also stands out as a particularly uninspired one. (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 12:04:46) Matt: Mmm...only Ryan managed to create a laugh in that one. Agreed. :) (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 12:10:25) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (31-Aug-1999 12:49:59 to 29-Aug-1999 16:58:58) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it Anyway? Re: The funniest hoedown ever! Tuesday, 31-Aug-1999 02:08:15 195.92.194.74 writes: Definitely funny, but the funniest? Better than the sex hoedown or the exams hoedown? Tough one... Matt ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 01:02:06) Matt: Re: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 02:08:15) Lint: And who could forget the "making cheese" hoedown?? Even though you'd want to... ;-) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 02:22:24) Matt: Greg and Colin lost it completely on that one, though Brad finished the job brilliantly. :) What about the motorcycling hoedown? (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 02:36:19) Where can I get a recording or transcript of that hoedown? (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 12:51:09) Matt: A transcript of the motorcyling hoedown? Look in here... (31-Aug-1999 18:19:27) Nick: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 09:39:32) Dana2: Really, you have to see their expressions as they do the hoe-down..But that was truely funny. (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 10:32:44) BaldHoedownLover: Re: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) (31-Aug-1999 12:47:18) Steph: I totally agree. Absolutely hilarious! (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 13:02:29) Scott R.: For the record, I'm "Shameless Plug." I just put that as my name, because I'm constantly asking people to contribute to my DLiiA? episode capsules. (In fact that a good segue... please contribute to my DLiiA? episode capsules!) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 18:21:54) Sue B: Re: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 20:26:06) Matt: What about the unfunniest hoedown ever? Personally, I'd go for the laundry hoedown, in which Greg lost his way, Archie proved how bad he could sometimes be and only Chip managed to save things. :) A controversial viewpoint? (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 10:19:08) jk: Nope, I totally agree, Matt. The hairdresser hoedown also stands out as a particularly uninspired one. (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 12:04:46) Matt: Mmm...only Ryan managed to create a laugh in that one. Agreed. :) (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 12:10:25) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (31-Aug-1999 12:49:59 to 29-Aug-1999 16:58:58) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it Anyway? A transcript of the motorcyling hoedown? Look in here... Tuesday, 31-Aug-1999 18:19:27 195.92.194.19 writes: Greg: I like to ride my Harley, I ride it day and night I ride all over the neighbourhood to give the kids a fright It may seem kinda stupid, it may seem kind of fun But they always freak out when I dress up like a nun. Ron: I like to ride my Harley, I like to ride it fast I get my bitch on the back of me and I slap her ass Sometimes we go so fast we hit our jaws I don't give a good damn about the helmet laws. Ryan: I like to ride my bike and I think it's really slick And it's the best way to pick up a chick She goes on her way, says all her bye-byes There's nothing like hot metal between her thighs. Brad: Well Harley Davidson's an awesome machine Driving Kawasakis is for just a two-bit queen I like to go a-riding out so manly in the dirt And sometimes on the weekends I wear panties and a skirt. All: Panties and a skirt! Matt ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 01:02:06) Matt: Re: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 02:08:15) Lint: And who could forget the "making cheese" hoedown?? Even though you'd want to... ;-) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 02:22:24) Matt: Greg and Colin lost it completely on that one, though Brad finished the job brilliantly. :) What about the motorcycling hoedown? (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 02:36:19) Where can I get a recording or transcript of that hoedown? (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 12:51:09) Matt: A transcript of the motorcyling hoedown? Look in here... (31-Aug-1999 18:19:27) Nick: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 09:39:32) Dana2: Really, you have to see their expressions as they do the hoe-down..But that was truely funny. (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 10:32:44) BaldHoedownLover: Re: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) (31-Aug-1999 12:47:18) Steph: I totally agree. Absolutely hilarious! (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 13:02:29) Scott R.: For the record, I'm "Shameless Plug." I just put that as my name, because I'm constantly asking people to contribute to my DLiiA? episode capsules. (In fact that a good segue... please contribute to my DLiiA? episode capsules!) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 18:21:54) Sue B: Re: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 20:26:06) Matt: What about the unfunniest hoedown ever? Personally, I'd go for the laundry hoedown, in which Greg lost his way, Archie proved how bad he could sometimes be and only Chip managed to save things. :) A controversial viewpoint? (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 10:19:08) jk: Nope, I totally agree, Matt. The hairdresser hoedown also stands out as a particularly uninspired one. (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 12:04:46) Matt: Mmm...only Ryan managed to create a laugh in that one. Agreed. :) (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 12:10:25) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (31-Aug-1999 12:49:59 to 29-Aug-1999 16:58:58) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it Anyway? Re: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) Tuesday, 31-Aug-1999 12:47:18 24.6.95.156 writes: I haven't seen all the old WLIIA? episodes, but the Baldness hoedown is the funniest in all of the new WLIIA? episodes. BaldHoedownLover ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 01:02:06) Matt: Re: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 02:08:15) Lint: And who could forget the "making cheese" hoedown?? Even though you'd want to... ;-) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 02:22:24) Matt: Greg and Colin lost it completely on that one, though Brad finished the job brilliantly. :) What about the motorcycling hoedown? (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 02:36:19) Where can I get a recording or transcript of that hoedown? (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 12:51:09) Matt: A transcript of the motorcyling hoedown? Look in here... (31-Aug-1999 18:19:27) Nick: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 09:39:32) Dana2: Really, you have to see their expressions as they do the hoe-down..But that was truely funny. (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 10:32:44) BaldHoedownLover: Re: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) (31-Aug-1999 12:47:18) Steph: I totally agree. Absolutely hilarious! (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 13:02:29) Scott R.: For the record, I'm "Shameless Plug." I just put that as my name, because I'm constantly asking people to contribute to my DLiiA? episode capsules. (In fact that a good segue... please contribute to my DLiiA? episode capsules!) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 18:21:54) Sue B: Re: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 20:26:06) Matt: What about the unfunniest hoedown ever? Personally, I'd go for the laundry hoedown, in which Greg lost his way, Archie proved how bad he could sometimes be and only Chip managed to save things. :) A controversial viewpoint? (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 10:19:08) jk: Nope, I totally agree, Matt. The hairdresser hoedown also stands out as a particularly uninspired one. (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 12:04:46) Matt: Mmm...only Ryan managed to create a laugh in that one. Agreed. :) (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 12:10:25) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (31-Aug-1999 12:49:59 to 29-Aug-1999 16:58:58) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it Anyway? Re: The funniest hoedown ever! Tuesday, 31-Aug-1999 20:26:06 209.6.114.174 writes: Can someone email me (sssbbb@ma.ultranet.com) and tell me when "the funniest hoedown ever" (that listed above) aired? It sounds heesterical, as does the motorcycle one. And of course, any Hoedown that ends w/ my boy Brad talking about wearing panties is a sure fire winner. Sue, lover of all things Brad *sigh* Sue B ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 01:02:06) Matt: Re: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 02:08:15) Lint: And who could forget the "making cheese" hoedown?? Even though you'd want to... ;-) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 02:22:24) Matt: Greg and Colin lost it completely on that one, though Brad finished the job brilliantly. :) What about the motorcycling hoedown? (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 02:36:19) Where can I get a recording or transcript of that hoedown? (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 12:51:09) Matt: A transcript of the motorcyling hoedown? Look in here... (31-Aug-1999 18:19:27) Nick: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 09:39:32) Dana2: Really, you have to see their expressions as they do the hoe-down..But that was truely funny. (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 10:32:44) BaldHoedownLover: Re: It's a good one, but I think the funniest for me is the Colin hoedown -- it's fun seeing someone roasted by their friends. And his expression was so funny :-) (31-Aug-1999 12:47:18) Steph: I totally agree. Absolutely hilarious! (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 13:02:29) Scott R.: For the record, I'm "Shameless Plug." I just put that as my name, because I'm constantly asking people to contribute to my DLiiA? episode capsules. (In fact that a good segue... please contribute to my DLiiA? episode capsules!) (n/t) (31-Aug-1999 18:21:54) Sue B: Re: The funniest hoedown ever! (31-Aug-1999 20:26:06) Matt: What about the unfunniest hoedown ever? Personally, I'd go for the laundry hoedown, in which Greg lost his way, Archie proved how bad he could sometimes be and only Chip managed to save things. :) A controversial viewpoint? (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 10:19:08) jk: Nope, I totally agree, Matt. The hairdresser hoedown also stands out as a particularly uninspired one. (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 12:04:46) Matt: Mmm...only Ryan managed to create a laugh in that one. Agreed. :) (n/t) (01-Sep-1999 12:10:25) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (31-Aug-1999 12:49:59 to 29-Aug-1999 16:58:58) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved.