Subject: Messageboard Date: Sun, 01 Aug 1999 03:31:51 +1000 From: Mark Longmuir To: Mark Longmuir Frank: Another Late Pizza Delivery Ho-Down! Make up your Own! (21-Jul-1999 14:03:22) Mrs Mochrie: Hey frank! Nice to meet you! Here's my hoedown... (21-Jul-1999 14:10:17) Lint: Coming right up! (22-Jul-1999 02:41:07) The other insane wildlife biology type person ;): But but ... by our dentition we are omnivorous Lint!! :) (22-Jul-1999 08:38:46) Nick: Even so, I'm not sure we were meant to ingest so much oil, fat and grease (even though it is all so *good*.... anyone got a big ol' bucket of KFC handy?) (22-Jul-1999 13:02:18) Jessie: Actually I'm not a big KFC fan (though that gravy? mm ...) but still ... meat good. meat very good. (23-Jul-1999 09:08:51) Nick: Can't say as I eat KFC often myself, just looking for a real greasy example. Long live The Dirty Bird :-) (23-Jul-1999 11:42:18) Lint: Really? (*Opens mouth & ooks in mirror*) Gee, I could have sworn my brothers were carnivores! (+8 (23-Jul-1999 17:48:01) Jessie: ooks in mirror? do you read pratchett? ;) and well, they're supposed to be omnivores. that's what I was taught in mammalogy ... (23-Jul-1999 20:16:22) Lint: :P Oh c'mon, you knew it was "L"ooks. :) (26-Jul-1999 01:47:13) Jessie: Yes but my ability to resist jokes is barely above my resistance to entendres, which is nonexistant ... so ;) (26-Jul-1999 12:01:07) dana: yay VEGETABLES! (22-Jul-1999 10:15:41) Kerri :): Late Pizza Delivery Hoedown (22-Jul-1999 20:18:22) -- Mark Longmuir - longmuir@labyrinth.net.au Homepage: http://www.labyrinth.net.au/~longmuir/ Whose Line is it Anyway? - http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/8451 "Stop tap dancing, you fool!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Another Late Pizza Delivery Ho-Down! Make up your Own! Wednesday, 21-Jul-1999 14:03:22 208.135.240.46 writes: Okay. Feeble attempt by me, but make up your own. I ordered a pizza, It was delivered late. Knowing my luck, It was delivered during my date. My girlfriend was ticked off, Because I made her buy. She was so mad, She dumped me for the pizza guy! (( Make up your own. It's fun. :P )):~::~::~::~::~::~: Frank ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Frank: Another Late Pizza Delivery Ho-Down! Make up your Own! (21-Jul-1999 14:03:22) Mrs Mochrie: Hey frank! Nice to meet you! Here's my hoedown... (21-Jul-1999 14:10:17) Lint: Coming right up! (22-Jul-1999 02:41:07) The other insane wildlife biology type person ;): But but ... by our dentition we are omnivorous Lint!! :) (22-Jul-1999 08:38:46) Nick: Even so, I'm not sure we were meant to ingest so much oil, fat and grease (even though it is all so *good*.... anyone got a big ol' bucket of KFC handy?) (22-Jul-1999 13:02:18) Jessie: Actually I'm not a big KFC fan (though that gravy? mm ...) but still ... meat good. meat very good. (23-Jul-1999 09:08:51) Nick: Can't say as I eat KFC often myself, just looking for a real greasy example. Long live The Dirty Bird :-) (23-Jul-1999 11:42:18) Lint: Really? (*Opens mouth & ooks in mirror*) Gee, I could have sworn my brothers were carnivores! (+8 (23-Jul-1999 17:48:01) Jessie: ooks in mirror? do you read pratchett? ;) and well, they're supposed to be omnivores. that's what I was taught in mammalogy ... (23-Jul-1999 20:16:22) Lint: :P Oh c'mon, you knew it was "L"ooks. :) (26-Jul-1999 01:47:13) Jessie: Yes but my ability to resist jokes is barely above my resistance to entendres, which is nonexistant ... so ;) (26-Jul-1999 12:01:07) dana: yay VEGETABLES! (22-Jul-1999 10:15:41) Kerri :): Late Pizza Delivery Hoedown (22-Jul-1999 20:18:22) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 3 (24-Jul-1999 13:25:34 to 21-Jul-1999 14:03:02) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Hey frank! Nice to meet you! Here's my hoedown... Wednesday, 21-Jul-1999 14:10:17 195.44.7.86 writes: When I travel on a train I don't know what to do I go up to the buffet cart But there's a great big queue A little later on I think Of hunger I may die What a fuss over buying a greasy old pork pie Not bad for a first try, huh? Anyone who has travelled on British train services will know about the state of the food on the buffet cart. Yukky! :~::~::~::~::~::~: Mrs Mochrie ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Frank: Another Late Pizza Delivery Ho-Down! Make up your Own! (21-Jul-1999 14:03:22) Mrs Mochrie: Hey frank! Nice to meet you! Here's my hoedown... (21-Jul-1999 14:10:17) Lint: Coming right up! (22-Jul-1999 02:41:07) The other insane wildlife biology type person ;): But but ... by our dentition we are omnivorous Lint!! :) (22-Jul-1999 08:38:46) Nick: Even so, I'm not sure we were meant to ingest so much oil, fat and grease (even though it is all so *good*.... anyone got a big ol' bucket of KFC handy?) (22-Jul-1999 13:02:18) Jessie: Actually I'm not a big KFC fan (though that gravy? mm ...) but still ... meat good. meat very good. (23-Jul-1999 09:08:51) Nick: Can't say as I eat KFC often myself, just looking for a real greasy example. Long live The Dirty Bird :-) (23-Jul-1999 11:42:18) Lint: Really? (*Opens mouth & ooks in mirror*) Gee, I could have sworn my brothers were carnivores! (+8 (23-Jul-1999 17:48:01) Jessie: ooks in mirror? do you read pratchett? ;) and well, they're supposed to be omnivores. that's what I was taught in mammalogy ... (23-Jul-1999 20:16:22) Lint: :P Oh c'mon, you knew it was "L"ooks. :) (26-Jul-1999 01:47:13) Jessie: Yes but my ability to resist jokes is barely above my resistance to entendres, which is nonexistant ... so ;) (26-Jul-1999 12:01:07) dana: yay VEGETABLES! (22-Jul-1999 10:15:41) Kerri :): Late Pizza Delivery Hoedown (22-Jul-1999 20:18:22) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 3 (24-Jul-1999 13:25:34 to 21-Jul-1999 14:03:02) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Coming right up! Thursday, 22-Jul-1999 02:41:07 153.37.58.195 writes: Tomato paste and cheese make up my favorite treat, But only if they're piled on dough, with lots and lots of meat! See, I'm no vegetarian, I want protein too much, With fat and grease and oil until I-- (*Faints and has a heart attack*) Moral of the story, kids--eat your veggies! (+8 :~::~::~::~::~::~: Lint ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Frank: Another Late Pizza Delivery Ho-Down! Make up your Own! (21-Jul-1999 14:03:22) Mrs Mochrie: Hey frank! Nice to meet you! Here's my hoedown... (21-Jul-1999 14:10:17) Lint: Coming right up! (22-Jul-1999 02:41:07) The other insane wildlife biology type person ;): But but ... by our dentition we are omnivorous Lint!! :) (22-Jul-1999 08:38:46) Nick: Even so, I'm not sure we were meant to ingest so much oil, fat and grease (even though it is all so *good*.... anyone got a big ol' bucket of KFC handy?) (22-Jul-1999 13:02:18) Jessie: Actually I'm not a big KFC fan (though that gravy? mm ...) but still ... meat good. meat very good. (23-Jul-1999 09:08:51) Nick: Can't say as I eat KFC often myself, just looking for a real greasy example. Long live The Dirty Bird :-) (23-Jul-1999 11:42:18) Lint: Really? (*Opens mouth & ooks in mirror*) Gee, I could have sworn my brothers were carnivores! (+8 (23-Jul-1999 17:48:01) Jessie: ooks in mirror? do you read pratchett? ;) and well, they're supposed to be omnivores. that's what I was taught in mammalogy ... (23-Jul-1999 20:16:22) Lint: :P Oh c'mon, you knew it was "L"ooks. :) (26-Jul-1999 01:47:13) Jessie: Yes but my ability to resist jokes is barely above my resistance to entendres, which is nonexistant ... so ;) (26-Jul-1999 12:01:07) dana: yay VEGETABLES! (22-Jul-1999 10:15:41) Kerri :): Late Pizza Delivery Hoedown (22-Jul-1999 20:18:22) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 3 (24-Jul-1999 13:25:34 to 21-Jul-1999 14:03:02) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? But but ... by our dentition we are omnivorous Lint!! :) Thursday, 22-Jul-1999 08:38:46 142.140.196.64 writes: :~::~::~::~::~::~: The other insane wildlife biology type person ;) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Frank: Another Late Pizza Delivery Ho-Down! Make up your Own! (21-Jul-1999 14:03:22) Mrs Mochrie: Hey frank! Nice to meet you! Here's my hoedown... (21-Jul-1999 14:10:17) Lint: Coming right up! (22-Jul-1999 02:41:07) The other insane wildlife biology type person ;): But but ... by our dentition we are omnivorous Lint!! :) (22-Jul-1999 08:38:46) Nick: Even so, I'm not sure we were meant to ingest so much oil, fat and grease (even though it is all so *good*.... anyone got a big ol' bucket of KFC handy?) (22-Jul-1999 13:02:18) Jessie: Actually I'm not a big KFC fan (though that gravy? mm ...) but still ... meat good. meat very good. (23-Jul-1999 09:08:51) Nick: Can't say as I eat KFC often myself, just looking for a real greasy example. Long live The Dirty Bird :-) (23-Jul-1999 11:42:18) Lint: Really? (*Opens mouth & ooks in mirror*) Gee, I could have sworn my brothers were carnivores! (+8 (23-Jul-1999 17:48:01) Jessie: ooks in mirror? do you read pratchett? ;) and well, they're supposed to be omnivores. that's what I was taught in mammalogy ... (23-Jul-1999 20:16:22) Lint: :P Oh c'mon, you knew it was "L"ooks. :) (26-Jul-1999 01:47:13) Jessie: Yes but my ability to resist jokes is barely above my resistance to entendres, which is nonexistant ... so ;) (26-Jul-1999 12:01:07) dana: yay VEGETABLES! (22-Jul-1999 10:15:41) Kerri :): Late Pizza Delivery Hoedown (22-Jul-1999 20:18:22) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 3 (24-Jul-1999 13:25:34 to 21-Jul-1999 14:03:02) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Late Pizza Delivery Hoedown Thursday, 22-Jul-1999 20:18:22 205.188.197.182 writes: I'm why your pizza's late I must apologize Y'see, I was making eyes With the pizza guy All of that salami Has left me kinda chubby But I couldn't help myself 'Cause he's my hubby! (John used to deliver pizzas for extra bux. What can I tell ya?) :~::~::~::~::~::~: Kerri :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Frank: Another Late Pizza Delivery Ho-Down! Make up your Own! (21-Jul-1999 14:03:22) Mrs Mochrie: Hey frank! Nice to meet you! Here's my hoedown... (21-Jul-1999 14:10:17) Lint: Coming right up! (22-Jul-1999 02:41:07) The other insane wildlife biology type person ;): But but ... by our dentition we are omnivorous Lint!! :) (22-Jul-1999 08:38:46) Nick: Even so, I'm not sure we were meant to ingest so much oil, fat and grease (even though it is all so *good*.... anyone got a big ol' bucket of KFC handy?) (22-Jul-1999 13:02:18) Jessie: Actually I'm not a big KFC fan (though that gravy? mm ...) but still ... meat good. meat very good. (23-Jul-1999 09:08:51) Nick: Can't say as I eat KFC often myself, just looking for a real greasy example. Long live The Dirty Bird :-) (23-Jul-1999 11:42:18) Lint: Really? (*Opens mouth & ooks in mirror*) Gee, I could have sworn my brothers were carnivores! (+8 (23-Jul-1999 17:48:01) Jessie: ooks in mirror? do you read pratchett? ;) and well, they're supposed to be omnivores. that's what I was taught in mammalogy ... (23-Jul-1999 20:16:22) Lint: :P Oh c'mon, you knew it was "L"ooks. :) (26-Jul-1999 01:47:13) Jessie: Yes but my ability to resist jokes is barely above my resistance to entendres, which is nonexistant ... so ;) (26-Jul-1999 12:01:07) dana: yay VEGETABLES! (22-Jul-1999 10:15:41) Kerri :): Late Pizza Delivery Hoedown (22-Jul-1999 20:18:22) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 3 (24-Jul-1999 13:25:34 to 21-Jul-1999 14:03:02) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved.