Subject: Messageboard Date: Wed, 30 Jun 1999 17:42:44 +1000 From: Mark Longmuir To: Mark Longmuir Dean: How many whosers does it take to change a lightbulb? (20-Jun-1999 03:47:49) Jenna: he he he Dean :) (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 03:51:38) Molly: Oh Dean that was so funny. I laughed so much I now have a headache.:) (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 10:12:05) DFW: Ya know, there was that one 2nd series game with Neil Mullarkey and Josie changing a lightbulb... :-) (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 12:57:15) Susan: Wow! I've been around for over a year now. Hard to believe isn't it? (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 16:29:43) Rob: How can you be SO insensitive posting a thing like that?!?! I'm REALLY offended!!!!! You rotten kid! ;) (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 16:32:07) Jessie: *giggles* Ah yes ... I would transcribe. I have to, it's in my blood! ;) (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 22:55:31) Sam, with mock horror: You transcribe in blood?!?!?!??! (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 23:34:53) Matt: The blood of the person you last transcribed with? (n/t) (21-Jun-1999 02:14:18) Jessie: I wouldn't do that to Nessa! although she does call me strange-blood (she knows my ways she does). No, just the blood of the last person who ticked me off... oh, nevermind *innocent grin* (n/t) (21-Jun-1999 22:50:44) Jessie (it's not only the devil who uses blood for ink ;) ): Why do you think my transcriptions are so ... realistic? ;) (n/t) (21-Jun-1999 22:48:45) Serena (Jess's Official Stalkee of the 2000 Olympics): See Stalker, all the secrets are coming out now.......She's DANGEROUS people!!! ;) (n/t) (21-Jun-1999 06:38:49) Jessie (Byron? Mad bad and dangerous to know? *G*): *G* Dangerous and proud of it ... even Colin said so (in an autograph to my father ... who already knew I was dangerous but hey *L*) (n/t) (21-Jun-1999 22:53:22) -- Mark Longmuir - longmuir@labyrinth.net.au Homepage: http://www.labyrinth.net.au/~longmuir/ Whose Line is it Anyway? - http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/8451 "Stop tap dancing, you fool!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? How many whosers does it take to change a lightbulb? Sunday, 20-Jun-1999 03:47:49 209.78.48.243 writes: I posted this a year or so ago, so thought I'd post it again... itwas adapted from a newsgroup posting and is only meant for amusement. :) Q: How many whosers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,331: 1 to change the light bulb. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to ask whether the rumour is true that Stephen Fry once changed a lightbulb. 156 to complain about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the messageboard. 111 to defend the posting to this messageboard saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this board. 41 to say that the light bulb discussion reminded them that Brad Sherwood was a studmuffin. 109 to organise a group outing to observe the changing of the lightbulb. 203 to raise quotes from WLIIA relevant to light bulbs. 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 14 to compose lightbulb hoedowns. 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this board which makes light bulbs relevant to this board. 33 to write "I agree." 12 to post that they are leaving because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 19 to request Colin and Wayne join the discussion with their lightbulb experiences. 4 to ask Rob to video the changing of the lightbulb, and Tashia to copy the tape and send it to them. 1 to propose a new light bulb messageboard. 47 to debate whether Drew or Clive would be better at changing a lightbulb. 141 references to Whosers seen on WLIIA near lightbulbs. and Jessie.... to post a detailed description of the changing of the lightbulb. and the MQ to present a quiz about WLIIA and lightbulbs As I said: just for laughs people :) Dean ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Dean: How many whosers does it take to change a lightbulb? (20-Jun-1999 03:47:49) Jenna: he he he Dean :) (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 03:51:38) Molly: Oh Dean that was so funny. I laughed so much I now have a headache.:) (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 10:12:05) DFW: Ya know, there was that one 2nd series game with Neil Mullarkey and Josie changing a lightbulb... :-) (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 12:57:15) Susan: Wow! I've been around for over a year now. Hard to believe isn't it? (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 16:29:43) Rob: How can you be SO insensitive posting a thing like that?!?! I'm REALLY offended!!!!! You rotten kid! ;) (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 16:32:07) Jessie: *giggles* Ah yes ... I would transcribe. I have to, it's in my blood! ;) (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 22:55:31) Sam, with mock horror: You transcribe in blood?!?!?!??! (n/t) (20-Jun-1999 23:34:53) Matt: The blood of the person you last transcribed with? (n/t) (21-Jun-1999 02:14:18) Jessie: I wouldn't do that to Nessa! although she does call me strange-blood (she knows my ways she does). No, just the blood of the last person who ticked me off... oh, nevermind *innocent grin* (n/t) (21-Jun-1999 22:50:44) Jessie (it's not only the devil who uses blood for ink ;) ): Why do you think my transcriptions are so ... realistic? ;) (n/t) (21-Jun-1999 22:48:45) Serena (Jess's Official Stalkee of the 2000 Olympics): See Stalker, all the secrets are coming out now.......She's DANGEROUS people!!! ;) (n/t) (21-Jun-1999 06:38:49) Jessie (Byron? Mad bad and dangerous to know? *G*): *G* Dangerous and proud of it ... even Colin said so (in an autograph to my father ... who already knew I was dangerous but hey *L*) (n/t) (21-Jun-1999 22:53:22) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (20-Jun-1999 12:51:18 to 17-Jun-1999 18:33:51) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved.