A Bit About Me

Well I’m an old fart but not as old as some. (Getting old may suck but it's better than the alternative) they pay me perfectly good money to look after intellectually handicapped people, and I’m a qualified scuba instructor. I’ve variously been a electronics tech, a domestic electrician, a mechanic’s trades assistant, a horse & carriage driver, a pastry cook, a motorcycle courier, a fire extinguisher salesman, and god only know how many other things.

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