We're expecting a boy !!!!!
So. Things I'm going to teach my son :
Be a kid.
Money is not success.
The cheapest option may not always be the best. But it is the cheapest.
Music is just another language. Like Maths or English
Dont put anything inside someone unless they say its ok.
Dont buy another round of drinks until everyone has finished.
Poo is not paint.
Country music is not cool. Apart from Jonny Cash.
Foreskins are not meant to stretch that far.
It doesnt matter how hot she looks, someone else is sick of her shit.
People are cool, unless they prove otherwise.