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On the third day (of the Boxing Day test), his holiness Sir David Boon his ever so greatness, wandered up to the top of Mt Vic, consuming several tinnies upon the way. Upon reaching the top, the clouds dispersed, and from the sky came 1/2 a slab... of commandments. In typical fashion, Sir David stuck his arm out and took an ever so arsey catch. He then returned to the bar, and read unto his alcoholic disciples:

  1. Thou shalt not take Boon's name in vain
  2. Thou shalt drink at every opportunity
  3. Thou shalt drink thyself into a stupour
  4. Thou shalt not drink light beer
  5. Thou shalt fuck shit up
  6. Thou shalt Gary
  7. Thou shalt get naked
  8. Thou shalt not steal anothers beer
  9. Thou shalt not grow a mullet
  10. Thou shalt not lie about the number of beers consumed
  11. If thou spills thou shalt reconsume
  12. Thou shalt perform shenanigans

And they all rejoiced, proposing a toast - "TO BEER"

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