I'm Dying Here

It's all very well running Feng Shui Solutions out of a heritage listed mansion in one of Melbourne's better suburbs, but when the landlord himself rams a Mack truck through the front door and your terrified client believes you can help her dope a racing camel called Nile Fever.... you've got problems.

This hilarious, semi-hysterical, fast paced, grossly improbable work of dubious literary merit was great fun to write. It will be even more fun to read.