Email Seriously Funny to tell Todd that this website is seriously in need of updating ... or to book him for a gig!
A SERIOUSLY FUNNY WEBSITE DISCLAIMER:
For quite some time it has bothered me that this website is so completely out of date, but I eventually just moved past it. I mean, I'm in the business of entertaining and enthusing people, not developing websites.
Just recently I began to realize the full value of how outdated this website is, and started to think of it as a precious antique. Just like a good bottle of wine, or indeed an antique, this web site has become more precious the more outdated and older it gets.
It's like a remnant of an earlier, simpler time. Sure, ipods are rampant, but people still listen to vinyl, don't they? I mean, if you came across one of those primitive photocopying machines (if you're 30 plus you probably remember those ones which were like a mechanical version of carbon paper, and everything came out purple) you wouldn't throw it away - you'd point and laugh at first, and then hold on to it, in the hope that it would be worth money one day, and that a museum would come and buy it from you.
So, whilst some of the info is out of date, and quite a bit of this is completely irrelevant … not to mention that most of the bits of comedy have dated so much they're not the slightest bit funny … or that some people who wrote testimonials about how good my performance at their company was, probably no longer work for those companies, or indeed may not even still be alive … I ask you to please give this website the respect it deserves … after all, more likely that not it is older than you (carbon dating pending) and we should always respect our elders.
In fact, I hope this website brings you the warm glow it brings me (mind you, it does tend to remind me of a time when I could still remember having no hair on my lower back, but plenty on the top of my head!).
So, I hold on to this website, I wait for someone to offer me large sums of money for it, and until then, I encourage you all to point and laugh at …
