Click here to download the CV / resume
Also here is the printout of an IKM C++ test (as used by Macquarie Bank and others) I sat in July 2010, where I scored 95%
Click here to download the C++ IKM test printout
My job/contract requirements
Expected availability date: Early July 2013
Position sought: Contract or permanent software engineer/developer
Skills: C++, C#, Windows, UNIX (see CV)
Where: Sydney (pref CBD, N.Sydney, Chatswood, N.Ryde), anywhere in Europe
Here's what the critics say about the resume (Swiss and Belgian readers, this is a joke):
"There are lies, damn lies and statistics. Then there is this resume..." Sydney Morning Herald
"....enough bullshit to fertilise Queensland" Melbourne Age
"I could use a man like this. Does anyone have his address?" The late Christopher Skase (Australian corporate cowboy)
"...about as truthful as a CityRail timetable" The Telegraph (Sydney)
"His Nerdship manufactures a greater cubic acreage of lies and waffle than a convention of litigation lawyers. Take his resume for example...." New York Times
"...slice this where you like, you will find nothing but lies..." Washington Post
"..he only tells the truth by accident..." The Times (London)
"Even hardened lawyers, I hear, stand in awe of His Mendacity. He is their inspiration..." Toronto Sun
"He effortlessly achieves levels of untruth at which the rest us, lawyers and estate agents included, can only aim in vain" Johannesburg Star
"...every word a lie, even the 'the's and 'and's..." The Economist
"Ensilukemalta
ajattelin etta onpa hyvaa kaunokirjallisuutta. Sitten tajusin etta nama
paperit olikin tarkoitettu otettaviksi vakavasti. Olin todella jarkyttynyt.
Uskomatonta!" Helsingin Sanomat (Helsinki)