(Belgian and Swiss readers, and accountants - this is a joke)
"Not a complete idiot - some
parts are missing"
Marlies Laaper, CABS, Dec 1993
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"Got into the gene pool while
the lifeguard wasn't watching"
Lindsay Peters, Siemens, Sydney, June 1995
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"Herr Douglas has delusions of adequacy."
Johannes Huehnler, APSS, Vienna, May 1996
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"... sets himself abysmal standards which he consistently fails to
achieve"
Jorg Siefert, Bosch Telecom, Frankfurt, Nov 1996
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"By hiring this guy, we are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
Stuart McDonald, Atmosphera, Sydney, July 1997
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"A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus"
Michael McDonald, Atmosphera, Sydney, Oct 1997
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"Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes"
Ian Thompsett, Reuters, Sydney, Apr 1998
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"He's so dense, light bends around him"
Mike Fletcher, Telstra, Sydney, April 1999
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"His Nerdship should go far. The sooner he starts, the better."
Robin Jowett, Telstra, July 1999
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"It's hard to believe he beat 1 million other sperm"
Alex Hartman, Amicus Software, Sydney, Jan 2000
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"... a combination
of Albert Einstein and Mike Tyson - the body of
Einstein and the brain of Tyson"
Craig Doyle, Amicus Software, Sydney, Feb 2000
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"...more fingers than brain
cells..."
Rafik Kocharians, Clarity International, Sydney, Nov 2000
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"...synaptically-challenged..."
David Davis, Clarity International, Sydney, Nov 2000
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"A prime candidate for Densa,
the low IQ society"
Michael Paddon, ActiveSky, Queensland, Jan 2002
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"Someone forgot to chlorinate the gene pool the day he got in"
Troy Sellers, Dept of Veterans Affairs, Canberra, March 2003
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"I'm always happy to
recommend Sholto to another company"
Mark Hammans, CyTrack, Gold Coast (QLD), May 2004
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"Some create happiness wherever they
go. His Nerdship whenever he goes"
Brad Miller, Optus, Sydney, Sept 2005
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"Sholto made a big impression
here, mostly on the seat of his chair"
Marianna Cheklin, Optus, Sydney, Feb 2007
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"He has the wisdom of youth, and
the energy of old age"
Gerard Bissel, Clarity International, Sydney, Jan 2008
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"Bright as Alaska in December"
John Brissenden, Metropolis Inc., Fort Lauderdale, Florida, Jan 2009
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"The slightest problem would
bring him to his wits end. Not that he had far to travel"
Todd Sinclair, Macquarie Bank, Sydney, Feb 2011